Teagan's road to crawling was a long and arduous one. She started a rigorous stretching routine in March to no avail (see post:
Importance of Stretching). In April she ditched her feet for some wheels only to find that her insurance rates skyrocket after one lousy incident (see post:
On the Move). With the calendar flipping to May, she was adamant: "I will crawl before the month's end!"

With no time to loose, Teagan confidently began, "There are three easy steps to crawling and I will share them with you."

"First, you need to get up on all fours like this. Next, you need to... um..."

"Ok," she said tentatively, "Maybe we should try that again."

"So up on all fours... and then you should..."

"It looked good on paper," Teagan added defiantly.

"Step one... Oh this is embarrassing."
Editor's Note: Teagan did learn to crawl before the month's end.